Jessica Simpson Doesn't Brush Her Teeth

Ewww. You know when you read something about someone and then totally wish you hadn't as it's a) scarred you for life and b) completely changed your opinion of said person? That's what happened to me this morning when I found out that not only does Jessica Simpson not brush her teeth; she talks about not brushing her teeth. She told iheartradio: "I don't brush my teeth. No, really! I just use Listerine—and sometimes I'll use my sweater. I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful." While Jess found her comments hilarious, I find them hysteria-inducing. How can anyone claim that brushing with a sweater is OK? WTF. I'm freaking out. More importantly, how have we not heard this before with John "Blabbermouth" Mayer around? What do you think about it all? Is it a big deal or not?