As Pop would say, it's all over red rover for Lara Bingle and Michael Clarke. The nation's been waiting with baited breath to see if the Aussie Posh and Becks would split after a crazy fortnight of nude photo scandals, old affairs and some seriously public airing of dirty laundry. We called it in the office as soon as Michael flew back from NZ. Mess with the cricket, mess with the country. Not the wisest move. But, me, I'm most interested in how it's going to affect Lara's hair. No longer safe in the WAG domain, will she ditch her tousled beach waves for a blunt bob à la Abbie Cornish? Or handle humiliation with a lob like Anne Hathaway? Perhaps mixing up her colour like Lily Allen may be in order? Or she could follow in Reese Witherspoon's footsteps and get some breakup bangs? Here's hoping it's not a shaved head like Brit. But then again, she might surprise us all and go for the dignified Team Aniston approach and refuse to get a breakup makeover. Spoilsport. Which do you think it'll be?