I cannot stand beards. I can’t pinpoint the exact time that my aversion to them started or even begin to explain my reasoning (though I will say that pash rash features high up on my list of concerns),
yet still uber hunks persist in aligning themselves with facial hair, and thus go way down in my estimations.
Take David Beckham’s recent overgrown mutton chops that meet in the middle (not a good look); Joaquin Phoenix’s wiry wonder (hot); and don’t even get me started on repeat offender Brad Pitt (words fail me).
Though understandable – nay mandatory – during Movember, for the other eleven months of the year, please, please forget about it boys.
Am I alone in my feeling? Do you happen to like beards?